:)

:-)
Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
<smile> or <grin>
Your basic smiley
ha ha
Comedy
happy
humorous
the normal smiling face
User is an orator
Happy user
;)

;-)
Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
Wink (or wink and a smile)
winking smiley
"If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks"
a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
beaten up
crying with happiness
getting fresh
sardonic incredulity
smiling face gets his lights punched out
User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
say no more, nudge, nudge
B-)
Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
message from Batman
User wears horn-rimmed glasses
horn-rims
"Holy trichinosis!"
"I pray daily for death"
"Let's do the beach, man!"
User is ready for the beach
8-)
Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
Smiley with glasses
Smiling and wearing glasses
wide-eyed look
User is wearing sunglasses
smiley swimmer
smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
"I was the second gunman"
excited
Bug-eyed smilie
:D

:-D
Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
big mouth
User is laughing (at you!)
big smile
said with a smile
talking too much
User is a blabber mouth
Laugh-happy user
:-o
"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
User singing national anthem
Uh oh!
Surprise
"Oh, the humanity!"
Wow!
shocked
yawn
:(

:-(
Sad or disappointed face
Unhappy
Frowning smilie.
boo hoo
Drama
has read too many 'smiley' articles
mad
sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
un-smiley
Displeasure
Sad user
:-P
Tongue stuck out
Nyahhhh!
nyah nyah
has a secret to tell you
telling secrets
tongue hanging out in anticipation
User is wanting to lick your neck
:-p
Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-r
Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
smiley raspberry
sticking tongue out
:-f
Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
sticking tongue out
:-J
Tongue in cheek
Tongue-in-cheek comments
:-#
Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said
Censored
User wears braces
braces
my lips are sealed
mouth zipped
punched in the mouth
:-$
Message indicating person is ill
put your money where your mouth is
smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
"These braces sure do hurt!"
mouth wired shut
sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
uncertainty
:-&
Message indicating person is angry
User is tongue tied.
smiley which is tongue-tied
Perplexed
User eating spaghetti
:-*
Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
User just ate a sour pickle
User just ate something sour
smiley after eating something bitter
after eating something bitter or sour
:-x
Kiss kiss
"my lips are sealed" smiley
"my lips are sealed"
not telling any secrets
user kissing
>:-)

]:->

]:-)}
Devil
Nasty user
Wicked
>;-)
Develish work
<:-)
Dumb questions
For dumb questions
Hero user
|-(
Late night messages
Nightmare.
smiley lost his contact lenses
asleep with nightmares
yawn
O:-)
Angel
for those innocent souls
angel smiley
acting very innocent (halo)
with halo
(O--<
A fishy message...
User suspects something fishy is going on
>-COD
User is "floundering" for something to say
:/)
Not funny
:-c
Real unhappy
bummed out smiley
:-C
Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
User is really bummed
real unhappy smiley
Dracula user
;-C
Sardonic incredulity
:-}
Crooked Smile
smiley variation on a theme
beard
"Thish wine tashted pretty good"
fiendish grin
lipstick
normal smiling face with pretty lips
wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
User has had a little too much to drink
Smilie with a curly smile
User happy Matthew
:-i
Semi-Smiley
User is half smiling
:-7
User after a wry statement
User just made a wry statement
smiley after a wry statement
smirking smiley
talking out of side of mouth
wry face
:-"
Pursing lips
whistling smiley
heavy smoker
:-w

:-W
Speak with forked tongue
:-1
Smirks
smiley bland face
bland face
:-,
Smirks
"Hmmmm."
smirking
<:-O
Eeek!
User just saw a mouse, Eeek!
:-T
keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
keeping a straight face
:-|
Disgusted
"have an ordinary day" smiley
User is having an ordinary day
grim
no expression
no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
Dead face
:'(
Shedding a tear
User is crying
crying
:'(***
crying
:-)....
drool
|-)
getting tired
A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight.
Lt. LaForge
Data
hee hee
asleep (boredom)
falling asleep
:~)
yummee - lick lips
needs a nosejob
pointy nose (righty)
smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
ugly nose
:-?
Licking your lips
User confused
User smokes a pipe
smilely smoking a pipe
smoking a pipe
tongue in cheek
:-8
Talking out both sides of your mouth
:-:
User is mutant
mutant smiley
mutant
toothless
:<)=
For those with Moustache and beards
8:-)
Glasses on forehead
from a little girl
User is a little girl
little girl smiley
B-|
User is wearing cheap sunglasses
P-)
Pirate
Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
getting fresh
:-I
Indifferent smilie.
hmm
indifferent
thinking
Poker face
It's something, but I don't know what...
User without a sense of humor
:-B
Drooling (or overbite)
User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
Buttmouth user
(:-)
Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
Captain Picard
smiley big-face
big-face
no hair
surprised
User is bald
wearing bicycle helmet
Smilie wearing skull cap
(:-$
Message indicating person is ill
(:-&
Message indicating person is angry
*:*
Message about fuzzy things
Things are fuzzy
%-)
Message about people with broken glasses
User is cross-eyed
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
broken glasses
drunk with laughter
long bangs
:-(=)
Message from a person with big teeth.
Message about people with big teeth
bucktooth smiley
big teeth
:-s
User after a BIZARRE comment
smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-[
User is a Vampire
un-smiley blockhead
vampire smiley
biting criticism
blockhead
pouting
sarcastic
Count Dracula
:-E
Bucktoothed vampire
User has major dental problems
:-9
User is licking his/her lips
:-0
No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
orator
smiley orator
user can't find shift key
X-(
User just died
net.suicide
you are brain dead
Dead user
:-e
disappointed
~~:-(
net.flame
8 :-I
net.unix-wizards
E-:-I
net.ham-radio
3:o[
net.pets
(-.-)Zzz...
sleeping
*L*
User is blotto
(-_-)
Secret smile
User is happy
^^
happiness (Japanese symbol)
^_^
Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)
;_;
Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)
;;
sadness (Japanese symbol)
@_@
Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)
(@ @)
You're kidding!
--
when it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)
(_o_)
Kowtowing (bowing) person (Japanese symbol)
~\\ (^o^) /~/~
Octopus (Japanese symbol)
(o|o)
Ultraman (Japanese symbol)
(Y)oYo(Y)
Barutan, a monster from "Ultraman" (Japanese symbol)
*^_^*
Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol)
^^;
embarrasment (Japanese symbol)
^_^;;;

^^;;;
Embarassed smile; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)
(^.^)/
User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style)
(;.;)/~
User is waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style)
(>_<)
User is furious (sideways)
User is hurt (Japanese style)
(=_=)~
User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style)
{{(>_<)}}
User is cold (sideways, Japanese style)
O_O
shocked (Japanese style)
^_-

^_~
winking (Japanese style)
\ ^_^ /
joyful! (Japanese style)
\(^o^\)(/^.^)/
Happy! (Japanese style)
(*^_^*)
Shy! (Japanese style)
=^-^=
Cat smile
@L@
User has spent too many hours at terminal
(*_*)
User is in love
($_$)
User is being greedy
(x_x)
User is dead
(u_u)
User is sleeping
(g_g)
User is sleepy
`\=o-o=/'
User wears eye glasses
(^-^)
smile
<^O^>
laughing loudly
(@_@)
stunned
(o_o)
shocked
m(_ _)m
deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks
@}->--

@>+-+--
Assorted roses. Also:
@>-->-- @}-,-'--

@}-;--`--- @>--->----
/O\
User is ducking.
/oo\
Male user cringing from an (expected) below the belt blow
=-O
the Enterprise
=-O * * *
the Enterprise firing photon torpedoes
=-O~~~
the Enterprise firing phasers
C:\>
MS-DOS Programmer
i-=<***
User is applying flame thrower
<:>==
A turkey
A turkey emoticon
...---...
S.O.S.
*:|)
Bimbo (no offense!)